guy:

guy:

carpenter side of tumblr can u explain morning wood

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thank u 4 hte smart

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

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kripke-is-my-king:

maulsmistress:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.

Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.

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elsa-frozemyheart:

kristoff-themountainman:

briannathestrange:

Elsa be lookin like she gonna engage in a rap battle or somethin

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 #YO YO YO LET IT GO

I still laugh every time I see this post.

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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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nonelikerae:

British tv

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everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

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